Hammerstein by Clint Langley

Great cover by Clint on the latest 2000AD.  And my favorite episode of “Return to Earth” follows shortly thereafter, which shows the United Kingdom in a less than flattering light.

If the idea of Britain as the bad guys seems a bit strange, it’s largely down to how unfamiliar that is in the pages of popular fiction, because they are generally written by conservative writers. Although in the pages of fact things are finally starting to change, even if they still have a long way to go.

Consider for instance, Cruel Britannia by Ian Cobain, published by Portobello Books, which relates the British torture of Nazi POWs during and after World War Two. It describes “the horrifying interrogation methods that belie our proud boast that we fought a clean war.” (tinyurl.com/9ju64mj)

And the excellent Unpatriotic History of the Second World War by James Heartfield (Zero Books). It describes how British officers pushed in front of their men to escape at Dunkirk.  It relates the Allied policy of taking no prisoners when fighting against the Japanese.  It talks about the British responsibility for the Bengal famine in which 1.5 million to 4 million people died.  It was not a natural thing, “the cause of the famine was an order from Churchill to starve the Bengalis, the order was called the Rice Denial policy.”

Actually, I think it’s patriotic to finally recognize that Britain is no different to any other country and is not morally superior – which is certainly what I was taught at school.  Or rather lied to at school.  I can remember being told how evil the Mau Mau freedom fighters in Kenya were. Ditto freedom fighters in Aden, Malaya and Cyprus. Anyone who challenges Britain and stop it stealing their wealth must – by definition – be evil.

No wonder the UK was known in other countries as Perfidious Albion.  We have carefully whitewashed over the darkness of our appalling history and we still today have jingoistic reporting of Prince Harry, after his recent shenanigans, as an intrepid hero in Afghanistan  – “Prince vows to fight on after deadly gun battle” –  which is nothing short of an old school, Imperialist Ripping Yarn designed to boost army recruitment, along with the Action Man toys owned by the MOD. I don’t know about his current tour, but an army officer told me the Prince was very well protected on his previous heroic tour.

So nothing’s really changed from the days of Kipling, Henty and all the other justifiers of Empire.  We still have the White Man’s Burden which I satirised – with co-writer Alan Mitchell – in Black Man’s Burden in Crisis. Powerfully illustrated by the late John Hicklenton, it showed the other side of the Tarzan coin with images from the British massacres of the Kenyans during the Mau Mau rebellion.  The printers were so appalled, they tried to stop it being published.  Britain just doesn’t do things like that. Or rather, it rarely gets found out.  This is a foreign edition, I’m afraid as – to date – it has never been reprinted by a British publisher, although I live in hope.

So look out for an upcoming episode of the ABC Warriors where a British Prime Minister (Old Etonian and Bullingdon Boy) and the descendant of  a Mau Mau leader fight to the death in a globally televised Rollerball-style Tournaphon.  They have both trained for months for a series of pentathlon-style contests, which viewers phone in and vote for, concluding with a single combat event.  War has just been banned by the United Nations so this is the way conflicts between leaders are resolved in the future.

Imagine such a scenario in real life and who might win.  Blair versus Saddam Hussein. Bush versus Bin Laden. Obama versus Assad  Ahmadinejad versus Netanyahu. Cameron versus Gaddafi.  Single combat is less absurd than mass-slaughter. Why should squaddies be sent to do their dirty work? How heroic would our leaders be if they had to do the fighting themselves?  I think they’d try a whole lot harder for peace if their own lives were on the line.The fact that it seems bizarre, ridiculous and science fiction to us, is a measure of how brainwashed we are to the logic and inevitability of war.  Yet surprisingly General Smedley Butler, America’s most decorated soldier, once talked in not dissimilar terms. He suggested that the only people who should vote for war  should be those who would be called upon to do the fighting and the dying.  “Only those who would be called upon to risk their lives for their country should have the privilege of voting to determine whether the nation should go to war.” How ridiculous. Surely Blair and Bush and Obama’s way is superior?  The fact we don’t hear much today about Butler – who stopped an attempt by American corporations to stage a fascist coup in the US – is a measure of  his importance and the inconvenient truths he related about war and the arms industry.

Do check out the Tournaphon – it’s a great catharsis!


The French edition of Charley’s War Volume 3 will be on sale in French stores on October 15th.  It’s astonishing and very gratifying that such a series should sell so well in France.

But this latest edition has something extra, never seen in the British editions. Selected pages in colour!  They were in a half-tone on the Titan version, but now they can be seen for the first time as they originally appeared in the pages of Battle.

Although they were coloured by an in-house artist, and not by Joe Colquhoun, they are generally sympathetic to Joe’s line work.  More importantly, now they’re printed on the excellent high quality glossy paper the French are renowned for (Grumble, grumble that the French always have the edge on us!), the colour pages look a lot better than on the original, good old British bog paper.

So here is a selection of my favorite pages in colour (apologies for the poor home-scan quality),  Including the scene where a British bobby – memorably – has a “Take Cover” sign written on him in French.  Does that only seem funny to us Brits?

La Grande Guerre de Charlie, Vol 3. By Mills & Colquhoun (Delirium)

La Grande Guerre de Charlie, Vol 3. By Mills & Colquhoun (Delirium)

La Grande Guerre de Charlie, Vol 3. By Mills & Colquhoun (Delirium)

La Grande Guerre de Charlie, Vol 3. By Mills & Colquhoun (Delirium)

The publisher, Delirium has done a truly excellent job on this version with very careful and thoughtful French interpretations on English words in the art.  My thanks and congratulations to them.

BTW… Later volumes of Titan Book’s editions of Charley’s War are now often shot from Joe’s original pages, so you can really see the beautiful detail in his artwork.


This is an edited version of an article I wrote for Spaceship Away – the classic Dan Dare fan magazine – in March 2010, and subsequently published on my Facebook page.


  1. 1976.  I realize that the science fiction comic I’m creating, 2000AD, needs a space hero.  I think about bringing back Dan Dare – the publisher, John Sanders, is agreeable, he tells me not to worry about the original fans and I study the bound Eagle volumes. I’m hugely impressed by the original Venus adventure.  I commission writer Ken Armstrong (he wrote Hook Jaw in Action) to write a NASA-style version, with something of the realistic tone of the original.
  2. By now it’s clear 2000AD’s paper won’t be web offset, which takes ‘fair’ colour, it will be ‘pulp’ letterpress with rudimentary colour. This could be a real problem for Dan Dare. Ken designs a superb, authentic NASA style-spaceship with lots of projecting bits and pieces, based on modern orbiting spaceships.  I commission an Argentine artist to draw it – in black and white.
  3. Paul Da Savary has film rights to Dan Dare and shows me his fantastic artwork for a movie and also a retro TV series featuring the Treens. His producer, who has worked on Space 1999, thinks our spaceship would not make good merchandising because of all the projecting solar panels. I formed the impression they weren’t keen on us reviving Dan Dare.
  4. My publisher tells me that Da Savary might buy 2000AD as an outside contractor to IPC Magazines. Me and John Wagner (Judge Dredd) will be creative partners in the enterprise and thus receive a share of the cover price.  John Wagner creates Dredd with this in mind.  IPC board of directors then say no, John Wagner withdraws from the project and Dredd, and I create 2000AD for a fixed fee as a freelance.
  5. 1977.  The Argentine version of Dan Dare is very good – but only from a purist pov. (No visuals available, I’m afraid)  It was in a semi- Sidney Jordan style with a cool inking style. I know SF fans will like it then (and now) – but I also know that it won’t appeal to the mass audience I’m aiming for.  The artist’s figures are small, under-characterised, and his storytelling is hard work.  Given that the story was also a realistic slow burn, I just know it won’t appeal to kids. I decide to dump it.  Awed by the Da Savary version, I decide to write a new, less NASA and more compelling version myself with my editor designate Kelvin Gosnell.
  6. Kelvin and I write an exploration of Jupiter’s red spot with astronauts wearing anti-grav suits and alien life forms based on microscopic life in the National Geographic.  Story-wise I think its basic plot is valid in Dare terms.  We try out one or two artists – I believe two Italian brothers, one of whom drew Death Game 1999 for Action – but their version looks dull to me and I turn them down. I want Dan Dare to be special.
  7. Artist Bellardinelli submits a wild version on spec. At least it’s exciting and eye-catching and – most important – helps us over the poor quality paper.  A ‘TV21’ look won’t work on bog paper.   Bellardinelli’s black line is the best in the business.    I know his work from the past on Battle and Action and there his figure work is not bad. Distinctive but not weak anatomy.  But on Dare his weak anatomy increasingly starts to show. This would get worse throughout his subsequent career (on Slaine etc) because of his origins as an excellent inker, not penciller.
  8. The basic character design is also wrong – an over-reaction against the old Dan images.  Kevin O’Neill, my art editor, points this out to me and I arrange a straw poll to see what everyone in IPC juveniles think: some thirty or more people. If they agree with Kevin, I’m still prepared to dump it – even at this horribly late date.   But my straw poll (I was told by my pollster) really liked it apart from the managing editor who thought it was a bit “fantasmagoric”.   It’s now two weeks to press date and encouraged by the straw poll, I decide to go for it.
  9. 2000AD appears, it’s a success and Dan Dare is popular – about 3rd or 4th in the popularity charts.   Certainly not at the bottom in a comic where the readers liked all the stories. I don’t recall any critical letters apart from things along the lines of “my dad doesn’t like it, but I do”.  And sometimes, “my dad likes it, too.”  Lot of criticism in the press, however, but we don’t care about annoying them. In fact we quite like it.
  10. The first Dan Dare story concludes some 10 or 12 weeks later. By now, I’ve realized that the readers appreciate really wild SF which – most importantly – compensates for our poor quality paper.  So I want the second story to be even visually wilder and this was written by Steve Moore. There was a great vertical opening spread showing Dan Dare arriving at a London teleport station.
  11. It’s now time for me to exit. My brief is to create comics and, once they’re successful, move onto the next comic to start up (Misty).  I see Dan Dare is still 3rd or 4th in the votes.  Judge Dredd had similar votes but then – with the robot rebellion – in around week eleven Dredd went to number one.  I wanted Dan to also increase its share of the votes and I therefore commissioned Gerry Finley-Day and Dave Gibbons to do a new incarnation of the character.  I knew Dave’s art would have the sf quality and realism that Bellardinelli’s lacked and Gerry had a successful track record as a war comics writer because of his background in the TA.  So I felt I was leaving Dan in safe hands, just as Dredd was safe in John’s hands. People are divided on Gerry’s writing – professionals didn’t like it, but the readers often did and still do. (In the end, the professionals won and Gerry left 2000AD)
  12. After I leave, I hear Tom Tully has taken it over and given him a power hand and a superheroish costume.  Neither of these moves would meet with my approval, but it’s no longer my gig.  I’m aware there are subsequent attempts to get it right, but of course the more you change writers, artists and realities, the more you can lose the readers’ interest and I believe that’s how Dan Dare eventually died in 2000AD.


  1. Perhaps a year or so later (I don’t recall exactly) I hear from Tony Dalton, a film critic connected with the BFI, who tells me he now has the Dare film rights and would John Wagner  and I like to do a film treatment of the character?  He has studio interest already. With Star Wars so popular, we agree.
  2. We meet Gareth Hunt billed to play Dan Dare and also a great fantasy artist from the Young Artists group who has drawn some fantastic scenes.  The brief clearly has to be Star Wars and we come up with a strong storyline (on spec).
  3. We hear nothing more, months pass, and then we learn that Eagle is being revived with photostrip.  But Dan Dare is to feature in a colour, fully painted strip by Gerry Embleton. Would John and I like to write it?  Of course we do, it’s a way of using our detailed film treatment.
  4. Only there’s a catch.  Dan now has to be the original Dan’s great grandson (!!) and there’s some story about him going through a time warp as a fighter pilot in the Battle of Britain. This is to tie in with a film version and we understand this is connected with Da Savary who now has the rights again. Loaded down with this awkward extra, we make the best of it and the story is number one.  Readers like our sf ideas – such as aliens with flying sharks on leads. Very Star Wars.
  5. But Embleton eventually leaves, Ian Kennedy takes over, John Wagner drops out and I’m left ‘holding the baby’.  By now, I’m so appalled by the numerous changes to Dan, both on 2000AD and Eagle, I think – no matter how difficult – I have to ‘get it right’.  I begin by doing a grounded NASA style version which, because it’s Ian, looks pretty good and stands up well today.  I write man’s first trip to the stars with authentic detail and some critical aspects based on The Right Stuff by Tom Wolfe which covered the appalling treatment of Ham, the chimpanzee.  Ham 2 features in my story.
  6. The story works and now I decide I need to get it back to as close to the original as is viable.  I’ve made contact with a young astronomer and science fiction model maker Julian Baum based at Liverpool observatory.  He has produced some excellent planetary photographic landscapes and models which were integrated into the strip, in the tradition of the original classic series. But as the story moved back towards science fiction I couldn’t see how to use his great talents further.
  7. While Dan had been away on his first star mission, the Treens had invaded Earth and the Grand Canyon was the rebel redoubt (useful for star fighter Death Star-style scenes).  The head of the United Nations Space Force was British and everything was as close as I could get it to the original, despite the grandson tag.
  8. I also wanted Dan to have a credible back story, so I looked back at the original classic series.  I think it’s a legitimate device to rationalise earlier notions with modern science, so I found NASA maps of the Venus continents under the cloud cover and used those as the basis for the classic continents of the Therons and the Treens.  Heavy industrialisation by the Treens had caused a runaway Greenhouse effect which explained the hellish atmosphere of the fire belt.
  9. Increasingly I was drawing on the past, not least because I was becoming more fascinated with Frank Hampson’s original.  Whereas later classic stories by other original associates of Hampson are sometimes somewhat dated in either story, art or character, I loved the vibrant energy of Hampson’s original.   So I worked some flashback scenes in with tremendous help from Dan Dare fan Alan Vince who sent me relevant images.  I also tried writing the story in the minimalist style of the first Eagle adventure with its floating headshots.
  10. Dan and co. were victorious at the battle of the Grand Canyon and I now had to consider whether I should continue. The story was still number one in the comic, but I felt I’d done my penance for reviving the character. Unless I could make it even closer to the original, there was no point in going on. This was not possible and I walked away from it. I believe Tom Tully took it over.

Subsequently there have been versions of Dan Dare by Grant Morrison and also Garth Ennis. No doubt there are others in the works.

Moral of the story? Stick to the original vision of the creator. Reinvent or re-imagine at your peril!